I’ve been studying math for days now, so for dinner I decided to treat myself to sushi. There’s a great sushi place that’s affordable on Lamar that we like to go to once in a while, and it was on my way home, so I stopped. The Salmon Maki Rolls are fantastic.
While I was in line I noticed these Japanese soft drinks that come in the coolest bottles. If you look at it at the right angle, it kind of looks like it has a creepy face on it. As soon as I saw it I had to have it.
So I got it (obviously). It was pretty challenging to open, actually. That little glass ball inside is held in place by the pressure, so you have to push it down, and its not exactly an intuitive process. But I totally enjoyed it. Japanese Strawberry Carbonated Soft Drink and Salmon Maki Rolls, they totally go together.
So after my meal, I started reading the label on my cool new bottle, and my satisfaction with my purchase went up even higher.
“For even more delicious this drink chill before drinking.”
No thank you. This is delicious enough for me.
And then I read through the warnings.
“Do not allow small children to open the bottle. Adults should open the bottle for small children.”
“Parental supervision is advised for small children.”
Um, I’m not sure its a good idea for me to have carbonated soft drinks that aren’t safe for children.
I cracked up. That is just awesome.
Okay, I’ve got to get back to studying. If you enjoyed this, then you’ll probably love Engrish.com.