Mercy Me Meme

Last week James tagged me with a new meme. Its been a while since I’ve had a meme, so I thought this would be fun. I’m tagging B-Dub’s Girl, Ammar and Micah.

4.30.07 Update: B-Dub’s Girl and Ammar are keeping the meme alive, so go check ‘em out. Micah gets a few more days because he and Deidra just had a baby boy. Click over and say hello to John Sebastian Collier Newman.

FOODOLOGY

Q: What is your salad dressing of choice?
A: Italian, sometimes Bleu Cheese.

Q: What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A: Zuzu (mexican)

Q: What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A: Kyoto (sushi)

Q: On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A: Usually a little over 20%.

Q: What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick off of?
A: Verde Enchiladas.

Q: What is your favorite type of gum?
A: I’m not a big fan of the gum.

TECHNOLOGY

Q: What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: Laptop has a picture of some cool rocks, desktop has a picture of my girlfriend. On campus I can’t figure out how to make my wallpaper stay (roaming profiles), so its just white.

Q: How many televisions are in your house?
A: Four, but one of them is stored in the closet.

BIOLOGY

Q: What’s your best feature?
A: My brain. I’ve also been told that I have a great laugh.

Q: Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A: Teeth.

Q: Which of your five senses do you think is keenest?
A: Not sure, probably my eyes.

Q: When was the last time you had a cavity?
A: Several years ago.

Q: What is the heaviest item you lifted last?
A: A backpack full of textbooks and my laptop (~40 lbs).

Q: Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A: Not that I can remember.

YOU-OLOGY

Q: If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A: No way. That’s just creepy.

Q: Is love for real?
A: Absolutely!

Q: If you could change your first name, what would you change it to?
A: I wouldn’t. I’ve always liked my name. Maybe Gavin. Actually, no, I like my name.

Q: What color do you think looks best on you?
A: Blue, green or burnt orange.

Q: Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A: No, not by mistake.

Q: Have you ever saved someone’s life?
A: No, but I did once get a girl that was threatening suicide to the hospital.

Q: Has someone ever saved yours?
A: No.

DAREOLOGY

Q: Would you walk naked for a half mile down a public street for $100,000?
A: Sure, but I’ll need to see the cash first.

Q: Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A: Oh my no.

Q: Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A: No way, I need those. What kind of meme is this?

Q: Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A: No way, I love blogging. But, if you wait long enough I’ll never blog again for free.

Q: Would you pose nude in a magazine for $250,000?
A: Um, I’m pretty confident that my pics would go for less than $250k. But even if you’re serious, the answer is no.

Q: Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A: Mmmmmmm, hot sauce. I can probably handle 15-20 bottles in one sitting, so bring enough cash to cover me. You could bring jalapenos, too. I’ll eat them at the discounted rate of $100 each. If you bring some tortilla chips, guacamole and cheese I’ll eat those for free. When we’re done I’ll buy a round of Negra Modelo’s for everyone.

Q: Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A: Absolutely not. Meme, some of these questions are making me uncomfortable. Can we take this in another direction?

Q: Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000?
A: Do I get to keep my Tivo? I’m willing to entertain this idea, but we’re going to have to negotiate on that number.

Q: Give up MySpace forever for $30,000?
A: Absolutely yes I would. In a very real sense I already have. Who should I see about collecting my $30,000.

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: My cell phone.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: Heck Yes it is!

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Carpet.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Sit? Who sits in the shower? You mean on the tub floor, or do you take a chair in there? I never even knew that was an option. I stand.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Yes. In fact, I do.

Q: How many pairs of flip-flops do you own?
A: One. Uno. My girlfriend, on the other hand…

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Almost two decades ago. It scared the snot out of me, and I decided to make sure I never have another run-in with them. I like being out of trouble.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Me.

LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
A: B-Dub.

Q: Last person you called?
A: My girlfriend.

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: The University of Texas at Austin.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Graduate.

Q: What’s the last movie you saw?
A: 300.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Of course I am. If you catch me being a crank, bribe me with food.

Now that this towering meme is finished, I tag B-Dub’s Girl, Ammar and Micah.